One Pet, Just Like Tattoos, is Never Enough
Fur is all over your house and you're damn proud of it
So you get a cat, he's super chill and you love being around him. Every so often he'll play with a ball and be as cute as can be. But, you wish he was a little more involved, more fun to have. So you adopt a puppy. She's super snugly, super playful. Always happy to see you.
You're a professional, however, and you need to be gone for 8 or more hours a day. The dog and cat don't get along well because the cat is mad this evil giant animal took his one true love and the dog tries to play with the cat but he's having none of it. So, whenever you're busy, you notice your puppy sighs and pouts a lot. She's super bored whenever you're gone and it's breaking your heart into a million pieces.
So, you adopt another dog to keep the first one company. He's so full of energy and doesn't even care if the cat is mad all the time, he will FORCE the cat to play. Your sad chill girl is now slimming down and having a blast dealing with all of the new energy in the house. Even she sometimes needs a break.
Oh shit, break, how in the hell can I go on vacation?
Fuck